What a great {insert a nerdy title here} feels:

• I don't need to prove I'm 1337 to know I am one.
• I don't understand the end-user, but I'll always try to.
• My end-user is the reason I have a job.
• Patience really is a virtue.
• Nobody likes complicated stuff.
• It's better to be perceived as inexperienced but a quick study, than experienced but a slow poke.
• Knowing the subject well is better than knowing how to code well.
• If I don't know how to code it well, give it to someone who does, then learn from it.
• $1/day for 365 days is better than $10 for only 30 days. Long term builds trust, character and wealth; short one brings false sense of confidence.
• Each new job feels like my first job; done with great excitement, else it could be my last one.
• Get completely in or get out, capiche?