Guide to Interpreting Orkut Photos

Example	Photo Type	What They Want You to Think	The Truth
	Blurry	Artistic	Has acne, possibly moustache if female
	Anime	Eccentric, possibly Japanese	Computer programmer
	Holding some sort of alcoholic beverage	Fun, laid back	There has never been a photograph taken of them where they weren't holding an alcoholic beverage
	Very closely cropped	Enigmatic	Fat
	Dude jamming on guitar	He's in a popular band and rocks out all the time	Unemployed
	Close-up of breasts, usually in bustier	Sexy and naughty	Fat
	Face at strange, usually downward, angle	Eccentric, possibly supermodel	Unattractive; this is the only good picture of them ever taken
	Dark, brooding	Doesn't care	Dangerous, possibly a pirate
	Cartoon character such as Bugs Bunny or Tweety Bird	Cute, playful	Immature, probably fat
	Guy with beard sitting on couch	Sits on the couch a lot, has a beard	Sits on the couch a lot, has a beard