Generic Campaign 1

I was feeling silly, so I "imagined" a generic campaign where "folks" all across "this great country" declare proudly, for no reason, that they are Robert Shapiro. Who is Robert Shapiro? Why (pause) [voice cracking slightly with emotion] it's you. You are ALL Robert Shapiro. (Now group hug.) PLACES, everyone! Take 1, go:

ROBERT SHAPIRO (the author): I AM Robert Shapiro.
ROBERT SHAPIRO (the OJ Lawyer) : I am Robert Shapiro.
YOUNG WHITE WOMAN: I am Robert Shapiro.
BLACK FOOTBALL FAN: I am Robert Shapiro.
[music: soft strings and french horns]
[Many voices over laid saying "I am Robert Shapiro", montage of people doing "everyday" things, like delivering mail, closing the tailgate of a Dodge truck, stopping while jogging to tie their loose shoelaces, a father burping a baby]
MASCULINE FRIENDLY VOICE OVER: Are YOU Robert Shapiro? Go to i am robert shapiro dot com forward slash and let your VOICE be heard!