Dave's incredible hangover cure!

Tried and tested in gay bars and straight house parties, my ultimate cure is:
Take the following pill supplements while drinking. You can chase 'em down with a beer or just some water:
Gingko Biloba, Milk Thistle, Maca, Horny Goat Weed, Green Tea and aspirin.
You take it WHILE drinking or even before you start because the "cure" PREVENTS the hangover from being severe or even happening at all, so basically you feel like you got away with being just plain shitfaced just hours earlier. Each herb and the one drug store pill does its part to keep your blood veins open, gives you a touch of energy to counter the alcohol so you don't experience poor breathing when you crash, helps the liver survive the alcohol assault in better condition and even helps YOU to wake up in a frisky mood!