50 Questions You Haven't Already Asked Your Date

Fair warning: Consider your audience. You're no doubt too cool to ask a virtual stranger to name a favorite school supply (Question #8), but anyone can talk about a habit that was hard to break (Question #6) if the subject's introduced naturally into the conversation. If you're loathe to spring any of these questions on a date, e-mail them to the contacts in your address book for the latest round of Getting to Know Your Friends.

1. What's your favorite Dr. Seuss book?
2. If you could live in any home on a television series, what would it be?
3. What's the longest you've gone without sleep?
4. What's your favorite Barry Manilow song?
5. Who's your favorite Muppet?
6. What's the habit you're proudest of breaking?
7. What's your favorite Web site?
8. What's your favorite school supply?
9. Who's your favorite TV attorney?
10. What was your most recent trip of more than 50 miles?
11. What's the best bargain you've ever found at a garage sale or thrift store?
12. Where were you on September 11, 2001?
13. What's your favorite tree?
14. What's the most interesting biography you've read?
15. What do you order when you eat Chinese food?
16. What's the best costume you've ever worn?
17. What's your least favorite word?
18. If you had to be named after one of the 50 states, which would it be?
19. Who's your favorite Care Bear?
20. Describe something that's happened to you for which you have no explanation.
21. If you could travel anywhere in Africa, where would it be?
22. What did you have for lunch yesterday?
23. Where do you go for advice?
24. Which do you use more often, the dictionary or the thesaurus?
25. Have you ever been snorkeling? Scuba diving?
26. Have you ever been stung by a bee?
27. What's the sickest you've ever been?
28. What's your favorite form of exercise?
29. What's your favorite Cyndi Lauper song?
30. What did you do for your 13th birthday?
31. Are you afaid of heights?
32. Have you ever taken dance lessons?
33. What's your favorite newspaper?
34. What's your favorite Broadway musical?
35. What's the most memorable class you've ever taken?
36. What's your favorite knock-knock joke?
37. What's your favorite commercial?
38. If you could go to Disney World with any celebrity alive today, who would it be?
39. Do you prefer baths or showers?
40. Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
41. What's your favorite breakfast food?
42. Who's your favarite game show host?
43. If you could have a super power, what would it be?
44. Do you like guacamole?
45. Have you ever been in a food fight?
46. Name five songs to which you know all the lyrics. (Better yet, sing them.)
47. What's your favorite infomercial?
48. What's the longest you've ever waited in line?
49. What's on the cover of your address book or day planner?
50. Have you ever taken a picture in one of those little booths?

A leather touchpad

If your flimsy plastic laptop looks like it could use a little style, then look no further. A leather touchpad is sure to turn a few heads, and it's a great way to recycle. I got my leather from an old couch about to be thrown away. For the vegans amongst us, feel free to use vinyl instead, but don't forget about all those poor innocent little hydrocarbons who gave their lives for your laptop.

	First you need to disassemble the touchpad. Every laptop is different, so you'll have to figure out how to open it on your own. Once inside, the touchpad assembly should look something like this.
	Next remove the metal shielding over the touchpad, then carefully unclip the ribbon cable from the circuit board. With the cable removed, the circuit board should pop out.
	The circuit board is actually the entire touchpad. It's little more than a grid of traces with a plastic covering for the touch surface. Remove the plastic, and scrub off any underlying adhesives.
	Now comes the hard part: prepping the leather. Most sources of leather are too thick to be used directly. The underside must be shaved down; a tedious task. I tried a multitude of tools, but the only thing which seemed to work reasonable fast was a belt sander. Of course, it's very easy to sand too far, and ruin the leather. The proper tool is a leather shaver, which is similar to a wood planer. If you have a leather store nearby, I highly suggest asking for very thin scraps. Tell them it's for a touchpad, and there's a good chance they'll let you have it free just to see what you make out of it.
	Once the leather is thin enough for the touchpad to work, glue it on. Leather is porous, so be very careful not to use excessive glue, less it seep through. I used a spray adhesive.
	Once dry, trim the excess leather and reassemble the touchpad. It should fit together nicely, just like before.
	Enjoy your new classy touchpad, with its rich colour and natural grain. Don't forget to show it off to all your rich co

Flags and thier Meanings

Knowledge

Knowledge

Okay, so I am easily amused!!

 

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out of the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(Lucky pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death! (Creepy)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour.
(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body . The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
 
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too )

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle).

What is Hell???

When i was youg the time was so wonderful

Killing English ……

Killing English ……


Principal to student..." I saw u yesterday rotating  near girls hostel pulling cigarette... ? "  
 
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Class teacher once said :

" pick up the paper and fall in the dustbin!!!"

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once Hindi teacher said...."I’m going out of the world to America .."

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"..DON'T TRY TO TALK IN FRONT OF MY BACK.."

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don’t..laugh at the back benches...otherwise teeth and all will be fallen down.....

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it was very hot in the afternoon when the teacher entered.. She tried to switch the fan on, but there was some problem. and then she said

" why is fan not oning" (ing form of on)

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teacher in a furious mood...

write down your name and father of your name!!

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"shhh... quiet... the principal is revolving around college"

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My manager started like this

"Hi, I am Madhu, Married with two kids"

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"I'll illustrate what I have in my mind" said the professor and erased the board

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"will u hang that calendar or else I’ll HANG MYSELF"

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LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF U WILL TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN OUTSIDE"

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Chemistry HOD comes and tells us...

"My aim is to study my son and marry my daughter"

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Tomorrow call your parents especially mother and father

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"why are you looking at the monkeys outside when I am in the class?!"

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Lab assistant said this when my friend wrote wrong code..

"I understand. You understand. Computer how understand??

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Seeing the principal passing by, the teacher told the noisy class..

"Keep quiet, the principal has passed away"

dangers of alcohol

A chemistry teacher one day decided to teach his class about the dangers of alcohol.



He thought up a neat little experiment, and showed it to his class.

He had two glass tumblers, one filled with clean water, and the other with whiskey. He placed a live worm in each glass. The worm in water was perfectly fine, however the worm which was dropped in whiskey died almost instantly.

Rather pleased with the experiment, he decided to ask the class what they could deduce from it. The class were silent for several seconds, until one boy at the back called out: "Drink whiskey and you won't get worms!"

humorous cuts were originally listed as useful phrases to use around work but they probably only work well if you are a Evil Overlord(TM).

 humorous cuts were originally listed as useful phrases to use around work but they probably only work well if you are a Evil Overlord(TM).

1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
5. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
8. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
11. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
12. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
13. No, my powers can only be used for good.
14. How about never? Is never good for you?
15. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
16. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
17. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
18. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
19. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
20. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
21. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
22. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
23. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
24. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
25. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
26. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.

Price Tag Fails :D

Family Food Consumption $... By Country "irony"

I like how the Italian family's favorite food is frozen fish sticks, and the American family's favorite food is spaghetti!

23 great logos that have some sort of hidden message

Logos aren’t always what they seem. Some of these logos can hold a lot of information about the brand, all you have to do is look at the clues. I’ve selected 23 great logos that have some sort of hidden message. I’m sure you’ve seen some of these hidden messages before, but I hope I’ve been able to show you some new ones as well.

Big Ten

Big Ten is an academic union which was founded in the year 1896. Until 1990, this union consisted of 10 universities, but in June 1990 Pennsylvania State University was added. They didn’t want to change their name, so they added the number 11 to the logo.
Amazon.com

This logo doesn’t seem to hide much at first sight, but it gives you a little insight in the philosophy behind the brand. First of all, the yellow swoosh looks like a smile: Amazon.com want to have the best customer satisfaction. The swoosh also connects the letters a and z, meaning that this store has everything from a to z.
Eighty-20

Eighty-20 is a small consulting firm. Most people think that the logo has nothing to do with the brand name. But the trick is to view the dark squares as 1’s and the light squares as 0’s. Then the top line reads 1010000 and the bottom line reads 0010100, which represent 80 and 20 in binary.
Fedex

This is probably one of the best known logos with a hidden meaning. If you look closely, you’ll see an arrow that’s formed by the letters E and x. This arrow symbolizes speed and precision, two major selling points of this company.
Continental

Continental is a manufacturer of tyres. You could actually see this in their logo, because the first two letters create a 3-dimensional tyre.
Toblerone

Toblerone is a chocolate-company from Bern, Switzerland. Bern is sometimes called ‘The City Of Bears’. They have incorporated this idea in the Toblerone logo, because if you look closely, you’ll see the silhouette of a bear.
Baskin Robins

The old logo of Baskin Robbins had the number 31 with an arc above it. The new logo took this idea to the next level. The pink parts of the BR still form the number 31, a reference to the 31 flavours.
Sony Vaio

Sony Vaio is a well known brand of laptops. But did you know that the name Vaio logo also had a hidden meaning? Well, the first two letters represent the basic analogue signal. The last two letters look like a 1 and 0, representing the digital signal.
Eight

I really love this logo: every letter is made of the number 8. I also selected this logo as the logo of the week a few months ago.
Carrefour

Carrefour is one of the biggest European retailers, and it’s also French for “crossroads”. The logo symbolizes this word via two opposite arrows. They also added the first letter of the name, because if you look closely you’ll see the letter C in the negative space between the two arrows.
Roxy

Roxy is a company that specializes in clothing and accessories for girls who love snowboarding, surfing… The company is actually a part of Quiksilver. The Roxy logo is made of two Quiksilver logos that form a heart.
Unilever

Unilever is one of the biggest producers of food, beverages, cleaning agents and personal care products. They produce a huge amount of different products and they wanted to reflect this in their logo. Each part of the logo has a meaning. For example: the heart represents love, care and health -  feeling good, a bird is a symbol of freedom. Relief from daily chores – getting more out of life.
Northwest Airlines

This simple looking logo actually carries a whole lot of information. First of all you can see the letters N and W, the first two letters of the brand name. But what most people don’t see is the compass that points to the Northwest, another reference to the brand name.
Milwaukee Brewers

The Milwaukee Brewers is a professional baseball team from Milwaukee, Wisconsin (well, duh…). Their logo is actually made up of the letters M (on top) and B (below the m). These two letters also form a baseball glove.
Hartford Whalers

This logo also uses a negative space to create the letter H. You can see three different parts: the letter H and W and a whale’s tail in blue.
Tostitos

If you look at the centre of this logo, you can see two people enjoying a Tostito chip with a bowl of salsa. This logo conveys an idea of people connecting with each other.
Formula 1

At first, this logo might not make much sense. But if you look closely, you’ll see the number 1 in the negative space between the F and the red stripes. I also love how this logo communicates a feeling of speed.
Elefont

This logo might look like a simple letter, but don’t be fooled: you can see a part of an elephant’s trunk in the negative space inside the letter e.
Sun Microsystems

The Sun logo is one of the most famous ambigrams in the world. You can read the brand name in every direction; both horizontally and vertically. This logo was designed by professor Vaughan Pratt of the Stanford University.
NBC

The NBC (National Broadcasting Company) is one of the biggest American television networks. I think most of you have already seen the peacock in this logo. The peacock has 6 different tail feathers, referring to the six divisions at the time that this logo was created. The peacock’s head is  flipped to the right to suggest it was looking forward, not back.
GreenLabs

I know this logo looks like a simple, boring green tree, but if you look at the tree crown, you’ll see that it can also be interpreted as a brain. The logo lays emphasis on the strong intellectual capabilities of the company’s staff and also reflects ‘green’ and ‘labs’ parts of their name.
Presbyterian Logo

If you think the previous logos were a good example of a hidden meaning, then take a look at this logo. It’s the seal of the Presbyterian church and it has several hidden messages. If you want to learn them all, you should take a look at this article.
Twins

This logo was made for twins. To reflect the essence of the duo, a bold typeface was created to reflect the boldness of their approaches. The number 2 was integrated to show the creativeness of their ideas.
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