Sarah Palin rocks! Oh boy, this is bad (for America).

Sarah Palin to me is like Guns 'n Roses. Everybody who was anybody in 1987 said they rocked. But their music, while it was, uh, good, I guess, and really got the crowd going, just wasn't my thing. Well, it's 2008 and look out here comes Sarah Palin, Vice Presidential candidate for the Republican Ticket! I don't know if the stuttering, fidgety Obama I've been seeing on TV this week has noticed, but he better wake up!

Dear Obama, yes Sarah Palin is a skilled politician, I think we've noticed. A lot more skilled than you! Can you just stand still and speak with some poise, on national TV please? Or just stick with big crowd speeches and give us a chance to chant your name and scream "we want health care, why don't YOU care?" and "Racist Sexist Anti Gay, Sarah Palin go away!" or something. Hello! Wake up call!! My dad says you'll lose for not choosing Hillary, and I am quite worried.